When they tell you its over your like:
And you get home and your like:
And your in your room like:
And your mom walks in and gives you a lecture about ‘theres more guys/girls out there’ and you just like:
And then the next day you see a cute guy/girl and your like:
And they come up to you and your like:
And a week later they ask you out and your like:
But inside your like:
And then they break up with you and it starts all over like:
(Source: 0hhbaby-blog, via julieanamoon)
I hate when my parents are on the phone with a relative or some shit from the Philippines, they keep screaming “ hello? hello? hello? ” every second and once they get into a decent conversation, right in the middle of it they lose each other all over again, they go at it for the next hour and all you want to do is just shoot someone in the face and you’re just like
Shut the fuck up and stop acting like you know everything. Honestly, you don’t know half the shit you think you know.
(Source: daniellaamiotto-blog, via salonip-deactivated20111213)
